Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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