I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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