Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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