maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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