what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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