Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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