So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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