eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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