Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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