Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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