On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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