U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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