My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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