is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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