do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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