Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
