I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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