I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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