he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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