i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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