it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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