She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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