So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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