Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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