Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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