have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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