I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
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Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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