I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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