You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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