i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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