I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He did a backflip because drugs
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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