Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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