no, he came in my armpit
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?