thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also, beer. Big fan.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back