There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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