I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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