Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
How's work?
Spinning.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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