So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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