I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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