yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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