I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
how does that bad decision feel?
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