so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I want her autograph on my taint
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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