Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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