butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
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