It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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