I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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