Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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