my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
where am i from again
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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