He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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