Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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