Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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