lets start a swedish sibling band together
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Please don't give away my fajitas
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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