i think i have two assholes
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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