I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We left the knife in your bed.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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